Airline fuud. Never that good. The hunger, hits you hard on the plane and makes you want to eat almost anything. Even, uh, this thing:

This sandwich will receive the first zero I have ever awarded in my illustrious food reviewing career. OK, I subtracted three points (would have gotten a three otherwise) for the fiendish stealing of my bag. So, yeah, that sandwich. It looks better in the photo than it did in real life. That’s never happened here before. It was totally flavorless and didn’t even have mustard on it. Zero. Big fat zero, Lufthansa.

On the other hand, LTU did a bit better:

Looks like a 1950’s TV dinner. Wasn’t too bad though.

There was cheese:

It wasn’t bad. There was salad too:

It too wasn’t bad. The main dish:

I was hungry, so it probably improved the flavor, but I still give this whole thing a 7, which isn’t a high score, but its airline fuud, I mean food, so I have to again randomly change how I judge things. Oh Nigel, you look so sexy today!