One of my favorite shows is MTV Cribs, where you get to see the truly horrible/wonderful things people can do with money. OK, mostly horrible.

What always surprises me is how many people feature large paintings of the people who live in the house. They are invariably really tacky looking and I always wonder where you get such a thing. Well, going to delightful Florida, I found out. Seriously, poor Bishop Tutu:

I don’t feel sorry for whoever this is. They apparently wanted to be painted in the portrait equivalent of dogs playing pool:

These are enlarged digital photos that are painted on, slightly. I guess I made my photographing of these “works” “of” “art” too obvious, because I got shooed away from taking the pictures. I have no idea why. I mean I’m not going to ridicule them. Oh wait, I am.