Love how pork is in really small letters here:

And I could wash it down with:

Or, if I wanted to spice things up a bit, I’d could use any of these:

Dimpled chads anyone?:

Well, we are in Florida after all, the reason George “I scraped bird shit off a fighter jet in Texas air national guard to avoid the draft” Bush is the supreme leader of the world.

But this last one, well, as usual, it is the best:

I’ve been searching for this for over five years. I saw it at some restaurant in Virginia forevers ago and unfortunately, didn’t take a picture of it. Now we are reunited and I am now the proud owner of a bottle of this substance. I am truly pathetic. Oh and a close up of the bottle? OK:

Perhaps they should have one called “Cheney’s Breathe?” Just a suggestion.