No, well, this is not paradise, but it is true that I’ve been to Moscow, but until recently I’d never been to South Carolina.

But now I have and I can say it wasn’t as good as walking through Red Square, but it definitely didn’t feature this:

Yes, the dragon is holding an stick of dynamite:

For the record, Africa is actually backward:

Fight the power, gorilla:

Check out the sombrero water tower in the background:

Where are we? Well, take a look see:

South of the Border, an “attraction” on the border between North and South Carolina.

Here, there is no parking, under the hamburger:

And here, there is no missing the bathroom:

To close it out, a sign you don’t really see all that often: