A photographer uses a megabucks camera to take a picture that looks like it was taken with a $15 Polaroid. Here’s my photos that look like that. What? I said I hated it. I didn’t say I didn’t do it:

I took this at an art fair in Boston. This little figurine was tucked off to the side. To take the photo, I had to block everyone’s way. The sacrifices I make for my art, I’ll tell you.