Why have an art exhibit where no is allowed to take photos?  Why have an exhibit were extremely amazingly insanely creative things are on display and you can’t take photos?  Well, there is just one solution.  Take photos anyway.  Sneak it.  Believe me, sneaking photos with a camera the size of someone’s head that sounds like a machine gun when it fires doesn’t do well for subtlety.  However, I had a willing accomplice with me in this deception, someone who always supports me and never lets me down, AKA, my mother.

Well, anyway, I won’t reveal wear this exhibit was or who it was of but it has been in the news lately and this person did gain a lot of infamy and notoriety for different reasons in their lifetime.  In other words, yes, these are the works of a dead person.  But when this person was alive, well:

It was rather amazing.  My partner in crime informed me that these were microscope slides that this dress was made out of.  I believe it.

Well, otherwise, and this is sure to give away the person who made these things.  I mean if you read Vogue and watch shows like Glee and know who people like Nicholas Kirkwood and Philip Treacy are.  I mean after looking at this, wouldn’t you want to know who they are:

And this is a lesser clue.  Swing camera up, swing camera down, hope for the best, hope it is not shaken and in the worst case scenario, SHARPEN UNTIL YOUR EYES BLEED.  And thus:

Lovely gowns but the dominatrix headgear was rather a head scratcher.

Some interesting ear muffs:

And last but not least, decorations at the world’s worst doctor’s office: