On this blog I expose people to my fake life.  That fake life where I am lion, am 20 feet tall or am a queen of some kind.  Truth is I am just a normal person who likes words and of course, the photos, ah the photos.  So I’ve written about my house, my bedroom, my kitchen, my dinners, etc.  I appear to live in Venetian splendor in a house in Maine.

No wait, sorry, I got a new house recently.  This is where I live*:

Yeah, it will do for now while the place in Newport is being renovated.  Well, I mean location is key, but you have to considering decorations.  The right decorations are of course key.  Decorations can make or break le bureau de travail, la chambre, la salle à manger, le salon, la cuisine or even in extreme cases, le salle de bain.  I follow the Luanne de Lesseps schools of French language.  Just when you need to be better than people.

Well, anyway, les décorations:

*lies.  All lies.