Hello.  How are you?  Me, I’m doing fine.  My shower has been misbehaving lately, but otherwise, all is well.  Yourself?  Nothing new. Well, I have some news for you.

I, yes I, Wrong Side of the Camera, broadcasting from an undisclosed location, have OUT VOGUED YOU.  How did I do it?  Well, of course by using deception and underhanded trickery.

No of course not.  I stood with my camera and waited for a good image to appear in front of it.  And it sure did.  And that image OUT VOGUED YOU: