Here I go with the bad paraphrasings and observations:

1. In the future, all the men will be wearing cat suits.

2. I know, this is probably some kind of suit that one wears when one appears against a blue screen, but I will just refer to it as a cat suit.

3. How does he see?

4. What does this cat suit have do with Hemp Fest?

5. I hope to God he rode the Green Line in that suit.  Then talked to the lady at Park Street with the feathers in her hair.  If I had a photo of them together, Arthur Sulzberger would be on the phone offering me a job.

6. Where are you Arthur?