I want to own a dog.  One day, I will.  I want to own a boxer, bull terrier, boston terrier or a French bulldog.  I choose these breeds because they have the most personality.  And because they are the ugliest.  And ugly is GOOD.

I hear that owners eventually look like pets and if this is any indication, this is the future I am looking at:

Oh and probably a lot of this in terms of general French Bulldog behavior: