1. Beatles reunion, featuring the reanimated corpses of the two dearly departed members.

2. The following dynamic pair of headliners: Tim Gunn and Swatch Sauma

3. Michael Phelps in all forms.

4. Tickets to any Olympic event

5. Muhammed Ali title fight against George Foreman, Zaire, 1974.

Things I will not camp out for:

Ephemeral technological doohickeys.  Like an iPhone.  Sorry, iPhone 5.  LOVE my Mac, but a phone is a device that sends texts, goes on the internet and makes phone calls.  I don’t need it to play music, help me build my photographic portfolio, help me run my small business, comb my hair and rejuvenate my pores.  I made up that last part.  But I bet someone in Cupertino is coming up with those as we speak.

These people couldn’t agree with me less.  They were camped out in front of the Boston Mac store, awaiting the second coming.  I mean their phones.  Nope, don’t know why the cut out of the big face: