Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK I ripped that one off from you know the bible. I’m not religious but I make a lot of jokes about religion because I can. Well, I try not to be offensive but I like a good joke about religion here and there.

Like here in this photo (which I did not take):

The alligator must be ringing the doorbell because he is curious if you accept that Lord Alligator as your lord and savior. My answer to that is NO. I do not.

I accept the Lord Lobster as my lord and savior: