I would just like to state right here, right now for the residents of the city of New York. Threatening to kill me when I walk through Times Square will not make me move any faster.

And with that let me present my solution to New York’s overcrowding problem:

All the major landmarks in one small place, convenient. Think it over, New York.

There was not possibly anything else I could title this entry:

The more I look at this photo, the more it reminds me of the episode of America’s Next Top Model when Tyrant instructs them to look “dead” but not dead in their photographs. So you mean “dead,” right? I wasn’t sure if I understood.

That one above, that is a mannequin so most certainly not alive. Tyrant, consider mannequins for your whole modeling show. They are far more well behaved.

But its not….

I love these sorts of photos. A lot of people don’t:

Don’t you think?:

Buy buy buy, this seems to be saying:

I kind of loved this one because of the way her face seems to be totally separate from her body:

Now I didn’t like it because the building in the background is distracting. I tried, tried my hardest to have the depth of field be in a way where the background would disappear, but that was the best I could do.

From the tall ships. Ships!:

Oops a stray sailor or two got in there. Oh well. They are just too cute not to include. But as promised ships, ships and more ships: