This man looks odd, but the tattoos are much odder.  I guess he must get a lot of chest x-rays.  Honestly, I can’t explain it.  But they make for interesting pictures:

I just improved it slightly:

I guess this guy is in a rush to go and meet Ben Franklin:

And this guy, I don’t know where he is going or who he is rushing to meet:

If these don’t scream New York, then I wandered onto the New York backdrop they use on America’s Next Top Model:

And he is BEAUTIFUL.  And smaller versions.

And this one.  Well, this one he needs a sandwich.  Maybe a nice panini.  A really big panini:

In the future, I’m sticking to two-legged cuties.  Four legged ones are a huge disappointment.  Case in point: