The TV will have you believe that high school is all cheerleaders, homecoming queens and smiles. Not where I went to high school. It was all complete and utter misery for me.

Ok, just kidding. God, that sounds so negative. For me high school was two things. Number one — counting down the minutes, seconds and hours until it was over and watching Beavis and Butthead. I loved how incredibly stupid those two were and how they managed to get control of every single situation.

One of my favorite episodes is called simply “The Great Cornholio.” Beavis eats too much sugar and becomes the Great Cornholio, which involves a lot of running around and saying he needs “TP for his bunghole.”

Imagine my surprise when walking through Salem, Massachusetts, I see this:

Bunghole. Bunghole. Bunghole. We all have a little Beavis in us.