(and I refuse to believe this guy didn’t plan this), this man is asleep the entry sign to the Harvard T-stop:

Yes, Harvard currently has an endowment of $30 billion. Yes, Harvard is the largest landowner in Cambridge.

Where is this lovely house I just posted? Well, there will be picture hints and then a big reveal. First, what other place has entrances with these kinds of sayings on them:

Good lord. That is just rich. If you can’t say what it says, or actually have a life and don’t want to bother with trying to decipher what its says, here it is: Open ye the gates that the righteous nation which keepeth the truth may enter in. Oh ma god.

If that is on the gate to entering this place, it is only fitting that it looks like this on the inside:

Give up? OK, we’re here:

Yup, I’ve gone back to school. My acceptance letter finally arrived, 13 years later. Better late than never. NOT! I once saw a guy entering the campus, probably through the gate featured above, wearing a Santa hat and a Speedo. He was relieving himself and dropping $5 bills. Did I mention it was December at the time?

Anyway, here’s another shot:

Look at this poor kid with the coffee in the front of the photo. And these people:

These are the kids who were just just accepted to this place. They all looked like they needed a long vacation and a few hugs. Ah, children, its all just starting for you. Just starting.