Because otherwise I would have found a way to put it in my purse and head for the exits:

To me, this dress is stunning. I love the cut and the pattern. It was apparently worn by the woman with the frame around her face. In case you miss it, there are some kind of royal people behind her.

So, once one of my fantasy husbands materializes and we run off into the sunset to get married (Julian Sands, I’m looking at you), I’ll have to go back there and steal the dress. Well, maybe it would be easier just to make a copy? So much planning involved in a wedding. Even a fake one, in your mind.