Seriously Florida, seriously!?:

I get to go shopping in an orange? An orange? Unhappy? Don’t want to shop in an orange? What about this thing:

And, while you are at it, book a room at this place:

But be careful of what lurks in the parking lot:

Don’t want to buy your Florida junk in an orange or a wizard? Have you considered a space ship?:

I thought the orange looked like a spaceship, then I saw the actual spaceship. And, if you are going to be an alien, be a patriotic one:

Down the block, an alternative for the person who didn’t want to travel/shop in the vehicle from My Favorite Martian:

And, as the last image, this weird Floridian vacationer: