I am always amazed in this country about how signs in English can be so weird, though most people here know English pretty well. Case in point:

Are they actually making a man over there? I hope they don’t forget to include the inability to return a phone call and the ability to pop up in your life at exactly the wrong time.

And then we got “logical skincare:”

Is there such a thing as illogical skincare? What would illogical skincare? I guess we aren’t meant to know.