When I was an angry teenager, there was this wonderful program on called “Beavis and Butthead.” Oh how I loved it. Oh how I do still love it. I’m the one who goes to the supermarket and says “I need TP for my bunghole.” When I started my new, super serious employment, I decided not to reference Beavis and Butthead in work conversation anymore.

That said, there was this episode of that show (not as good as Cornholio, but that was a genius after all) called “Generation in Crisis” where some filmmaker makes a documentary about our two young heroes and their life of doing nothing. It was nothing short of a masterpiece.

I thought of this episode when I saw this “yute” hanging around in the Central Station:

He stood there for a while not moving in the same position, waiting for somebody or he knew he was going to end up on some girl’s blog. Or he wanted to end up on here. I don’t know. But here’s another of him:

Here I tried to get slightly artistic:

Oh, kids today.