What I learned from my trip to Forbidden Planet in Union Square:

1. If you want to be governor of a state in America, you must have an action figure. I saw a Conan and I saw one from the wrestling days of Jesse Ventura. So Mayor Bloomberg, if you want to be governor of New York, you must star in many movies about killing people, wrestle and have an action figure made in your likeness. Otherwise, those Bloomberg machine won’t do it.

2. The action figure of Conan wasn’t an action figure. It was a statue. OK. Fine.

3. Edgar Allan Poe and Charles Dickens both have action figures.

4. Men make female action figures because all of them seemed to have gotten extra helpings in the boob department.

5. There is a world where Beavis & Butthead are appreciated for the geniuses that they truly are.

And of course, 6, anything can be turned into an opportunity to take TONS of photos. Here goes. And keep in mind, I have no idea who these people are, so if you could write who they are in the comments section, be my guest:

Darn. Writing to photos totally out of balance here. I’ll remedy that in my next entry.