HA! Yeah, I am in actual Italy, not a street in New York that looks like Italy, or is Little Italy. Don’t worry. I’m not moving here to unseat Berlusconi or two buy AC Milan out from under him. I am going to go out on a limb here and say I will probably taking an absolutely staggering amount of photos while I am here, so I decided to get the firsts out early. As an acquaintance recently said, first photos over the fence. Well, it makes sense in Polish.

Anyway, here are just the first two:

And one photo so Italian it makes your teeth hurt: