Together again, as god intended:

In case you don’t know, the Silvio above is Silvio Berlusconi, Italian media magnate, prime minister and walking advertisement for the restoration of the monarchy in Italy. The man owns most of the major Italian media networks and AC Milan. I was watching Mediaset, his channel, when I saw the guy with needles in his face.

Silvio also famously had to apologize for saying that he wanted to see our new tanned president and also for pointing out to the head of the Italian socialist party would make a good candidate for a role in a movie as a concentration camp guard.

Lately though attention is off of Silvio’s stupid public pronouncements and onto his stupider private life. His wife, who he met when she was dancing naked in front of him, is demanding a divorce for his dating an 18-year-old girl.

So, Silvio, I salute you. The new hair plugs look great and don’t listen to the naysayers. The caftan will return to style, I swear.