Yesterday I watched a Hulu clip of a house tour given by one of those New Jersey housewives. I won’t say which one because I’m a bit afraid that she might be “connected” so I can make editorial comments about her house. It looked like a steroidal Olive Garden. In other words, tacky, but in a bad way.

Looking at this photo, I thought that housewife must be weeping because it not attached to her house: