Dear Chrysler Building:

For a long time I have had a candle of love burning for you in my heart, but my feelings can no longer be contained. I must tell you how much I ardently admire and love you*:

*I stole part of that from a former co-worker and part of it from Fitzwilliam Darcy’s declaration of love for Miss Elizabeth Bennett. Jane Austen, I frequently say, must be quoted early and often.