In the spirit of Christmas, I have decided to give my faithful blog readers a self portrait.  I’ve been told in the past that it is mysterious that I never appear on this blog, because I do sometimes reveal things about myself up here.  If you know me, then you might already know them.  If you don’t know, I either reveal more or get yet more mysterious.

Well, without further ado, here I am*:

*after being awoken from a deep slumber by all manner of car alarm, noise, change in room temperature or the world’s worst sound — my alarm.