Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is Toribio Fernando de Barcino.  I was going to add a Gonzalez Fernandez to his name but I thought the name was double decker enough.  Let me explain the name.  Toribio came as the result of the overwhelming votes from a Facebook poll.  Yes, one person said “Toribio” and my father suggested “Ferdnando” and Toribio came with a tag on him that said “Barcino” so I added the “de” to give it an aristocratic air about it.

Let me tell you about Toribio.  He likes long runs on the beach and the sound of the ocean in his ears.  He dislikes little white guys in sequined outfits who aim to do him harm.  Toribio’s ultimate goal in life is to run free.  He also doesn’t non-sequin wearing white guys running around in front of him trying to annoy him.  But really, who does?