I begged my parents for a dog for every birthday, holiday, Christmas, gift giving occasion imaginable but it was for naught.  My parents just didn’t understand that animals make everything better.  So, instead of begging them for a dog I am going to beg them for one of these from now on for my next birthday:

Look at this thing.  I’d probably never have another vermin in my house ever again.  And not to mention, this owl looks like a Polish politician.  I mean sure, a lot of older people look like owls and the owl is a symbol for wisdom but this owl.  This owl should be on the cover of Vogue.

The flower show decided to add live animals to their show.  I’d like to see them add some snow leopards, perhaps an alligator to the proceedings, but that will have to wait.  For now we have these:

Yeah, they are the same but one had the extraordinary foot view and the other just has that hawk view.  With all of the animals was this lady:

She was happily explaining everything about the animals and holding them and keeping them away from us.  One of the owls was asleep and the Polish politician on the top, he could turn his head all the way around.  See:

Good night!