A good friend of mine used to have dachshunds.  One he nicknamed Hamlet and the other Marilyn Monroe.  Hamlet constantly wondered who he was and Marilyn Monroe just wanted everyone to love her.

I asked him what dog we would need for Joan Crawford.  He said “pomeranian.”  I always think that when I see pomeranian.

Let’s compare.  Joan Crawford:

Pomeranian:

Check out the owner.  Look at those toes and the bling on the dog.

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