Vermeer was a 15th century Dutch painter.  Contrary to what some people may believe, I didn’t actually know him, as I am not 500 years old.  I’m close, but not there yet.

Anyway, he was an artist, and probably like to knock back a few beers at the end of a hard day at the easels.  Perhaps if he had visited the Harpoon Brewery as I did yesterday, he would have painted this: