Vermeer was a 15th century Dutch painter. Contrary to what some people may believe, I didn’t actually know him, as I am not 500 years old. I’m close, but not there yet.
Anyway, he was an artist, and probably like to knock back a few beers at the end of a hard day at the easels. Perhaps if he had visited the Harpoon Brewery as I did yesterday, he would have painted this: