In 1990, the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum got robbed.  Yes, priceless masterpieces fell into the hands of bandits, but more importantly, it made it so you can’t take photos in there.  Or maybe Mrs Gardner’s ghost said you can’t.  Who knows.  I mean that woman was kind of weird.

Well, anyway, there is a gift shop full of insane things like the fool’s dictionary, that I will excerpt here, without comment.  Because it requires no further comment: