Last week I visited a very pleasant city on the shoreline of Massachusetts that features a very beautiful beach. And absolutely no bathrooms of any kind.
So I spotted something called a Bath and Tennis club. I saw the word “private” and I disregarded it. Because I am that kind of person. I walked into the back of the Bath and Tennis club and saw a very clean empty bathroom. No one saw me, no one stopped me. If I got caught, I would say “I left my membership card at home” and be done with it. Well, surprisingly no one caught me.