When I moved to Boston, I thought I knew the Boston celebrities. Sam Adams, John Harvard, Sam Malone (not a real person) and Larry Bird. Boy was I wrong.
Nope, the real celebrities here are named Gronkowski, Brady and Oar-tiz. That last one I just added in for the effect of saying his name the way the people in Boston say it.
And the bear. The keytar bear has to be a bigger celebrity than all of those guys. Just kidding. I don’t want Mr. Gronkowski kicking down my door. But the bear at least belong in the pantheon of Boston celebrities, don’t you think?