Now I will reveal to my blog reading public, all 10 of you, that I am actually the one who controls the universe.  I am the keeper of the lost socks, the one who makes the red lights all go red and the green lights all go green.  I control the weather and when the buses arrive.

And this is the exact location from where I operate:

I’ve kept this secret for long enough.  Now I can reveal it.

*Just kidding.  This is the inside of the WGBH station in Brighton.  Although I may still be the keeper of the lost socks.