Now I will reveal to my blog reading public, all 10 of you, that I am actually the one who controls the universe. I am the keeper of the lost socks, the one who makes the red lights all go red and the green lights all go green. I control the weather and when the buses arrive.
And this is the exact location from where I operate:
I’ve kept this secret for long enough. Now I can reveal it.
*Just kidding. This is the inside of the WGBH station in Brighton. Although I may still be the keeper of the lost socks.