1. Why is this lady photographing me?
2. Am I a dog?
3. Why am I dressed as a skeleton?
4. When am I going to be fed?
5. Why am I standing next to a guy dressed an an octopus?
6. Why are all of these people staring at me?
7. Am I going to end up on a blog the day after tomorrow?
Well, dog, with the last thought, you are correct!!!