In the work life, you battle lizards, snakes, alligators and all manner of predatory animals. But is there a job out there where one can have nice animal coworkers? Yes. Yes there is.

May I present my suggestion for my next career change:

Check that out. Work at the aquarium and your coworkers are penguins and fish. They give you the uniform, so you don’t have to worry about conforming to a dress code and you are outside all day. Sounds pretty perfect to me!!!!!